I had an imaginary friend.

alexm-m:

thekissogramthatwaited:

alexm-m:

thekissogramthatwaited:

Yeah! Kind of like this?

Why do you ask?

Yes! That one!

I saw it outside on the street a couple of days ago but I couldn’t go down because I was grounded.Some man in a bowtie stumbled out, he looked pretty lost… I’m guessing that was this Doctor fellow everyone’s on about?

I don’t know, I thought I was seeing things because he got in and it just disappeared!

Of course he was looking lost! I swear that idiot can’t fly the TARDIS at all. Hell, that noise is from him not turning on the breaks. But he probably landed there because something was going on. She always takes him where he needs to go.

Oh, no! That’s exactly what happens when he leaves to go somewhere else.

He doesn’t really look that… Amazing. Unless you could the fact that he can travel through time, he has no idea what he’s doing.

And the whole goody-goody thing isn’t all that great either. All of space and time to speed through and he uses the “TARDIS” to help people? He could rule the universe if he wanted to!

Oh, no. I never said that he knew what he was doing. Sometimes he can get last minute plans, but ones he actually tries to plan never come out right.

Well, from what I gather, he’s doing it to make up for lost times. He’s…I don’t know if he’d want me telling seemingly random people this, but he holds a lot of guilt. He’s…killed a lot of people close to him. I think saving people is just a way to make him feel like he’s done something right. 

Who would be asking you about the TARDIS? Seems a bit strange.

Anyways, it’s sort of hard to explain. T.A.R.D.I.S. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. It’s this blue box that is bigger on the inside. I hear it used to have a cloaking disguise, but it broke. It can still turn invisible, though! But anyways, it can take you into any point in time or any planet that you want to go to. The man inside is some childish idiot who I sometimes wonder if we should really trust with the world. Though, he always pulls through.

Long story short, it’s a space ship. 

asktremasmaster:

thekissogramthatwaited:

What? Why me? The Doctor made me a promise, you have no reason to.

Oh don’t worry about it! Call it my… generous nature my dear. Our dear Doctor gets forgetful doesn’t he? Well consider me picking up his slack.

I don’t think so. What the hell would be in it for you? Even the Doctor had a motive. No one does anything just to be nice. They always get something out of it.

alexm-m:

thekissogramthatwaited:

Yeah! Kind of like this?

Why do you ask?

Yes! That one!

I saw it outside on the street a couple of days ago but I couldn’t go down because I was grounded.Some man in a bowtie stumbled out, he looked pretty lost… I’m guessing that was this Doctor fellow everyone’s on about?

I don’t know, I thought I was seeing things because he got in and it just disappeared!

Of course he was looking lost! I swear that idiot can’t fly the TARDIS at all. Hell, that noise is from him not turning on the breaks. But he probably landed there because something was going on. She always takes him where he needs to go.

Oh, no! That’s exactly what happens when he leaves to go somewhere else.

ooc: Excuse me? Amy is not always harsh. I have absolutely NO reason for her to be at the moment, either, if you haven’t noticed. The interactions I have have been limited. You don’t know me or how I normally act because I can tell you I’m a bitch, and I’ll let that show on here when I need to.

Also, you’re quite funny if you don’t think that she doesn’t become a bit vapid in season six when the focus so much more on Rory. I’m trying to blend the two, so give me a reason for Amy to be selfish and a bitch and I will.

Oh, and just so you know, as much as I love Amy, she is hardly one of the greatest characters ever seen. Moffat it not good with female characters at all. Hell, as I mentioned earlier, look at the difference between Amy in season five and season six. That’s not good character development at all. Hell, one of the things I hate about season six is that she stops taking the lead and falls back almost as a damsel in distress role, like in Night Terrors, The God Complex, The Almost People, Day of the Moon, A Good Man Goes To War. Hell, look at her in Let’s Kill Hitler. Rory does practically everything that needs to be done.

So I’m sorry you don’t like me, I really am. But that’s no reason for me to stop. I can’t be as selfish and abrasive as you want me to be over stupid GIFs at the moment. Seriously, every one I’ve talked to on here has been incredibly nice, Amy wouldn’t bitch at them for absolutely no reason.

Oh, I’m sure something like that would happen. He’s pretty bad with directions, after all. And no, no! They’re certainly not all bad. The time he and I went to Space Florida was incredibly fun! And he even took me to Rio after that whole…incident. Looking back on it now, I realize it was because he felt guilty. 

Well, you know, it’s not about being worthy or not most of the time. I suppose it’s really just dumb luck. I mean, I was just a little girl when the Doctor first offered to bring me along? How could I have been worthy then. 

Don’t give up hope! I’ll be sure to see if he’ll go your way!

ooc: SORRY FOR THE LACK OF GIF. I couldn’t think of what to doooo.

Dear god, sometimes that man drives me insane. Next thing you know, he’ll bring us to Pompeii on volcano day.

ooc: seewhatIdidthere? anyone?

Aw, Jim. You flatter me so. I don’t see what Sherlock says about you. You’re always so kind to me!

Ah, yes! The Doctor finally let Rory and I go on a second honeymoon after ours was…quite literally crash landing. We ended up going back underground to visit our old friends that we left down there. Ah, I didn’t get to enjoy it! Though…it was a bit morbid of the Doctor, really. We were a bit uncomfortable the whole time, really. Though, that bloody idiot never caught on. He really doesn’t understand why I’m demanding a third. He keeps saying he doesn’t need another child born from the TARDIS.